- Death is badass and likes to eat pizza
- Satan is sexy
- God’s a crappy writer
- The King of Hell is sassy
- Angels are douchebags
- Gabriel is the worst angel and the best prankster
- The moose is also sassy
- Demon blood is crack
- Hoarding toilet paper will help you in the apocalypse
- Jefferson Starships are horrible and hard to kill
no those last two make perfect sense anywhere
in the event of an apocalypse do you think the poor fucks who work at Andrex are going to keep making toilet paper for you
I love how SPN fandom thinks they’re the only ones who like Death as a character, though
OMG BECAUSE HEAVEN DESTROYS SMALL INDEPENDENT ANGELS JUST LIKE WALMART DESTROYS SMALL INDEPENDENT BUSINESSES. HOLY SHIT HEAVEN IS WALMART.
We solved the mystery, everybody else go home.